Let’s jump right in on this one, peeps!
As you all know I am a woman with little patience. Consider this blog you’re about to read a PSA with a hint of venting.First PSA, read the fine print.. Even if that fine print is large and in bold print. It’s my fault I screwed up and missed it. I was unable to get my car registration plates and had to make an emergency trip to the Emission Testing. Luckily, I didn’t get a ticket, but wore a tight fitting, chest hugging low cut blouse incase I did.
Took me 5 minutes to wait in line there, 2 minutes to check my car. What girl would only wish for a grand total of 7 minutes for a good lookin’ dude to check her hood and fondle her muffler. But I was happy to leave quickly.
Anyway, emissions paper in hand, coffee in the other. Don’t worry I was still able to steer. I hustle to the currency exchange to get my sticker. No problem, one person at the counter,1 person ahead of me.Well lady, If you’re gonna be paying a fricken stack of bills..Don’t you think you could have the check written out already?
Why must people be such morons? If this is a monthly occurrence don’t you know what to do? Actually it takes 3-5 days for some bills to post. (I learned this while waiting for your slow ass to exit the building) can’t you just write the check at home and put a stamp on an envelope and mail it? Why pay the unnecessary fees for their service? Honestly, I don’t care about your personal finance business, but for the love of God, have a little common courtesy for those behind you.
The same goes for you Yahoos in a drive thru lane.I understand if it’s late and this is your only option. Honestly, you people make me wanna jump out of my car and choke you and ask “Would you like oxygen with that?” I swear If I wasn’t on Xanex, I’d be on America’s Most Wanted. No worries.. I’m calm, cool and collective! I do not and will not admit to being competitive and you can’t make me, so there (neener neener) I hope you’ve enjoyed my blog and consider this a warning. If I’m in line and you’re in front of me, you better move your ass or have a nice one for me to look at while I wait.